Archive for March, 2008

Trailer is online!

Monday, March 17th, 2008

I cut together a little trailer for the film this weekend to a piece of music called “Trip to Booker” by T Spigot. From what I can tell, T Spigot is comprised of a couple of DJs in England who saw Delusions and wrote this incredible song… totally appropriate for the piece. I never put any music to the film because I just couldn’t imagine any traditional score fitting the tone, but these guys pulled it off. Love it. They even interspersed audio clips from the film… without asking permission, incidentally, which is fine as long as they don’t mind me appropriating the tune for the DVD. ; )

Trailer

Go West, Phillies?

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

It is a pity that the Phillies can’t opt into the N.L. Central division, which they would easily dominate if given half a chance. No, the Phillies have to compete with their free-spending rivals in New York and Atlanta. This weekend’s Phillies-Cubs series underscores why spending lots ‘o money doesn’t gaurantee a better team, Cubs fans. The Cubs have a bit more pop to their lineup with Alfonso Soriano in there, but they don’t get base-runners to drive in and their pitching staff needs some work, Ted Lilly excepted.

Now the Milwaukee Brewers come to town. The Brewers, in case you haven’t been paying attention, are 25-12 and sit seven games ahead of the Houston Astros and Cubs atop the N.L. Central. Since sweeping a two-game series on April 18 & 19 with the Pittsburgh Pirates, the Brewers had gone 17-4 before dropping two of three to the Mets. This series will say a lot about the Brewers and how strong they really are.

A lot is going right for the Brew crew right now. The Brewers are scoring 5.03 runs per game, third in the N.L. after the Mets and Phillies. The Brewers aren’t hitting well in the clutch (.247 BA/RISP, vs. .257 league average), they aren’t getting on bases particularly well (.337 OBP is .007 better than the league average), but they are mashing the ball at the plate. The Brewers led the N.L. in slugging percentage and isolated power. Their .182 ISO is something we’d expect to see the Phillies (.162) post.

While the Brewers are playing pedestrian defense (their DER is just .002 better than the league average), their team ERA is very good. Jeff Suppan is 5-3 with a 3.00 ERA and Chris Capuano is 5-1 with a 2.93 ERA. Along with Ben Sheets and David Bush, this is a darn good pitching staff, one of the best in the N.L., in fact, something that was utterly unheralded at the start of the season. It is largely because of this good pitching that the Brewers are running three games ahead of their pythagorean win-loss record, partly a product of being 10-5 in games decided by two or less runs, pretty much the same record the Braves (12-6) have in close games.

Tonight, Jamie Moyer goes for the Phillies. You can always count on Jamie Moyer to get a win.

2007-07-26Maymont—- A Wonderland to Wander in May Day

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

The very place I would love to go in Richmond is Maymont Garden. The Garden, used to be a private manor, now is a free-of-charge garden to the public. Brian drove us there and on the road we also saw a cemetery with stone graves inside, a sense of peace.

The sun so cruelly shone over our skin, but so gently over the creatures everywhere in the garden. Colorful as the Italian garden is, I prefer the Japanese garden cuz it’s more peaceful, elegant and of Japanese taste. I was so obsessed with the stone lamp, lotus and bamboo pavilion, which are the basic ingredient to compose a Japanese garden.

As I walked through the whole garden, I couldn’t help being attracted to the little blooming flowers on the side road. And it was the first time that I saw such a large piece of lavender. The sky above was azure blue as if the atmosphere didn’t filter any component of the sunlight. In my memory, it is only the sky in Australia is able to compete against the piece of sky here.

Maymont, in my personal view, is built for May day and the people who love spring. In Maymont, every single day with sunlight is a May day, cuz the various colors, azure sky and the vitality of every creature in it are all elements of May. Everything in Maymont, just like what Pocahontas described in the movie “Pocahontas”, has a life, has a spirit, has a name. Pocahontas said every creature is painted with the colors of the wind, while in Maymont, the tree, flowers and animals here are painted with sunlight of May.

Serious Games – Augmented Reality Games: Integrating Computer Games with Physical Environments

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

All presentation slideshows will be available online within a few days at http://www.seriousgamessummit.com/.

Steffen Walz, Eric Klopfer

AR being relatively unknown, a definition is always a good start. Here is Klopfer’s:

Augmenting real environments with location specific information…

The next step of a good start, the “why”

- Anytime, anywhere

- Using real time and real space

- Planning across real time and space

- Fostering special learning

- Motivating kinesthetic learners

There are degrees of reality augmentation, basically form light to heavy. Light augmentations can consist of using PDAs while heavy augmentation can consist of using a helmet coupled with a GPS system. The differentiator here is the quantity of information used for the augmentation.

Walz also has his own definition:

…immersion until it gets undistinguishable from reality. No computers anymore but a high number of “augmented” physical artifacts.

Some of Walz’ projects:

- Pong on a cell phone

- Carplication

- MAD Countdown

MAD Countdown is interesting because it pinpointed an unexpected issue. The game was taking place in a 5-storey building. Participants, equipped with wireless PDAs, had to gather clues about where a nuclear bomb was hidden in the building and on how to turn it off. The experience seemed so immersive to some participants that they didn’t hesitate to break through doors and tear posters apart in the hope of finding additional clues. The augmentation led those people to pose act that they would never had done in a normal situation.

Walz agreed with my comment:

Since reality is only a perception, altering people’s perception of their environment corresponds in fact to creating a new reality. It will become very hard at one point to differentiate the real from the virtual. That obviously creates an ethical issue in AR projects.

Get Rid Of Premature Ejaculation

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

According to report on the pages of the guardian newspaper of London, Friday may 13, 2005, there was report captioned Impotent man told to pay ex-wife. The story is about one John Hooper in Rome who refused to disclose to his fianc that he was impotent even till their wedding day. Unfortunately they never had sex before their marriage and it was after their marriage that the wife got to know her husbands sexual status. He was impotent but ashamed to tell his proposed wife.This is no doubt the plight of many men today. Many are not impotent but are suffering from Premature Ejaculation (PE), which is the emission of semen before or at the beginning of intercourse is among the major causes of impotency.However, the purpose of this article is to tell you about PE, its causes and how to get rid of it. The above is just to let you know its concomitant effect if not properly treated or not treated at all.PE has many causes, which you may know but do not really care to recognize among which are;First, malformation of the male system. System here refers to the male organ and the system therein. This happens when the man is in the womb-fetus. This accounts for the causes of PE and impotency in many men.Second, alcohol injection. This simply put is when you as a man takes too much of alcohol. Some posits that alcohol intake will boost their libido. But you should remember that you are a different person with a different fingerprint and a different body system.Third, anxiety or eagerness. This also accounts for PE in many people because of the anxiety, eagerness and impatience to have sexual intercourse. It is as BAD alcohol intake, you need to avoid it.Owaduge Olumide is a writer. He writes on health and other sundry issues. You can get more of his views here: http://olempe.blogspot.comHow To Prevent Sweat Marks
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Acting Master Class on DVD

Monday, March 10th, 2008

The acclaimed BBC series

Texas Waste ‘Em

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

This is both the true story of my weekend and why I don’t write more. It’s an early draft and a little bare bones but I’m fucking sick of looking at it so here it is. You poor bastards.

The Picatinny Amateur Poker Tournament began quietly Saturday evening with Joe and me scouting the competition, perfecting our hand signals and lamenting the severe lack of decent poon. Two of the available ladies were circumstantial interests at best, these being almost ideal circumstances what with being in Bumblefuck, New Jersey on a shitty army base surrounded by strangers. Six or seven beers were the only things missing. Before further thought could be given to the subject two strangers wandered in. These two fucks looked like trouble, ringers even. And not ringers like my partner and I. Standing out isn’t what you want to do on a hustle and in a room full of young punks in basketball shorts and Nike tops we were pushing it. We were slightly overdressed, Joe in a black t-shirt with fading Jack Daniels logo and I in my home made “The Fabulous Machismo” tee over a black long sleeve shirt. These guys weren’t even trying.
One was a middle aged, thick, Guido looking motherfucker chiseled from granite and skin of tight, over tanned leather with a beer gut to compliment his dark Hawaiian print shirt. The other was a tall, lanky prick straight out of a K-mart catalog with a beer buzz and a big mouth. I don’t like strangers to begin with but these two strangers fucked up the vibe real proper. It didn’t bode well and Joe agreed. Things only got stranger when upon introduction both avoided eye contact. Shit was going to go down but we were game.
After much debate about the rules we split into two tables, the top two players of which were to convene for the final round. Sitting at Table 1 were me, “Bottom Dealing’” Joe, Carlos “The Caller” and Jose “I didn’t last long enough to warrant a nickname despite my shit talking”. At Table 2 (hereafter referred to as Table Douche) were mostly scrubs aside from “Jabbering” Jono and the two strangers claiming to be father and son despite a distinct lack of resemblance. The older Guido starts his play early, “So what beats what again? I just got off a plane from Florida and I’m crazy jet lagged so now isn’t the best time for me to be learnin’ poker”. His only facial expression is sleepy and it never changes. He’s charming when he needs to be and quiet for the rest. They’re eating it up. No one suspects a thing but I know what comes next. His “son” will play aggressive, force the rules in his players favor by being obnoxious and feigning a deep knowledge of the game. His job isn’t to win; it’s to control the game. It’s a risky force play but in a game where no one can decide between blinds or ante’s it’s a good strategy provided you aren’t sitting across from the likes of us.
Back at my table I’m following flush draw after flush draw but coming up empty and Jose is mostly crying over free pizza. Now I’m trying to keep my mind on the game at hand but I can’t help hearing the goings on at Table Douche. Suddenly I’m thinking Guido’s voice sounds unsettlingly familiar but I’ve got an Ace♣/2 ♣ in my hand and two clubs on the flop so it’s time for focus. It goes to shit with only reds on the turn and river and I lose a big pot to the A/7 fucking Carlos is holding. The damn amateur is going in on every hand whilst checking his cheat sheet and I’m increasingly distracted by the Guido’s “son”. He’s the second one out after Jose but he’s trying to dictate rules he’s making up on the spot like he’s King Ding-a-Ling even though he isn’t even in the game anymore. If left alone for too long he’ll muck up our chances so I dump my chips to my partner earlier than planned. Typically we wait until the final table so the chip lead I give Joe is enough to overpower the other players but it’s adapt or die and I needed cash.
Son of Guido suggests taking a break but I need to take direction of things away from him so I argue otherwise. “If the players are ready I say we just let them continue while they’re hot, if they need drinks or food I’ll happily take care of it”, I offer. “Nah, we’ve been playin’ for a while y’know so they should stretch or somethin’ man. Then when we come back we’ll raise the blinds like every ten minutes to speed up the action. I need to get home and dad’s jet lagged”, he replies. He’s given his game away. If we take a break they go off and share what they’ve learned about everyone’s tells. When we come back and blinds go up everyone is fucked but Guido because he’s by far the chip leader and the only one who can afford the ridiculous blinds. No one catches it but Joe, he leaves it to me. “Aren’t you out?” I ask, “Look, you’re the only one who wants a break and you aren’t even in the game. If you want to go for a walk you’re welcome to but I’ve always believed that if you didn’t have chips you kept your mouth shut.” For a minute everyone waits for us to pounce on each other but if we do we go home broke so we stay cool. “Jabbering” Jono, the other finalist, breaks the silence by insisting they just play on and leave blinds at the current price. I win.
The game goes on with most of the remaining players playing tight. With the exception of an apparently narcoleptic dealer and the occasional outburst from the prick things go peacefully. Carlos “The Caller” is still calling every hand, “Jabbering” Jono is still jabbering, Joe and the Guido remain stoic. Carlos, being the amateur he is, tries to play one too many bad hands in a row before finding himself first out. I can see that Joe already has Jono read but the Guido is a sun burnt blank slate sitting in front of the big stack. Soon Jono takes a rich pot from the Guido and his “son”, sensing danger, again suggests an increase in the blinds. The Guido breaks his silence to agree when it hits me. I know why he’s so god damned familiar. He’s Flowers Johnson, former Hawaiian Poker Champion and current junkie. After being banned from the poker circuits he disappeared. In just two years he’d gone from million dollar prizes in the biggest casinos to a three hundred dollar take at an army game in Jersey, teamed up with some punk in a half assed hustle. I whisper the name to Joe and he takes it from there. “You aren’t fucking playing, you aren’t dealing and you sure as shit aren’t making sure my mug is full so why don’t you just fuck off and let the big boys play” Joe growls at Flowers’ supposed son. Jono again interjects but this time in favor of the prick. “I gotta work early tomorrow and it’s getting late so maybe we should just raise them and move things along.” It’s two to one, blinds double. The very next hand Joe is dealt a 2♦/5♦. Everyone checks and he gets a free look at the flop; 4♦, 5♠, K♦. Flowers has first bet and he puts in a five dollar chip, his face never changing. Jono folds, Joe calls. I know five dollars isn’t a lot but with blinds set to double in another two hands every chip is a risk. The turn comes, A♦. Inside I do a back handspring off of a waterfall into a rainbow. Flowers makes his first and final mistake, he goes all in. I don’t know why. Maybe he just misread the cards, maybe he misread Joe or perhaps he was getting anxious for the money for his next fix. Whatever the reason for his temporary lapse Joe calling him and flipping his cards was enough to bring Flowers back to reality, he was fucked. He painfully flipped his Ace/King and for the first time flinched. His only hope was to suck out with an Ace or King. “Full house beats a flush”, chimes the prick, more plea than statement. All eyes turn to the half conscious dealer. One card is put aside, one card is drawn. The dealer looks each player in the eyes, giving them an extra minute to pray to their deity of choice. In slow motion she places the deciding card on the table. Jack of Hearts. Flowers has lost.
“You didn’t turn over a card before, I didn’t wanna say nothin’ but you definitely didn’t”, mumbles a dejected Flowers. No one buys it. The prick huffs off without a word but Flowers is slower to leave. He can’t believe after five hours of poker he goes home with nothing. He’s a champion caliber player and he’s walking away the loser in an amateur piece of shit tournament full of nobodies. If this isn’t rock bottom he doesn’t know what is. Without a word he shuffles out. Jono poses no problem and we take the pot. All in all not a bad night.
While Joe is inside collecting the money I go to warm up the car. The only people left were us, Jono and the Sergeant in charge of the tournament so I should have noticed something was amiss when I passed an extra car on the way to my own. It wasn’t until the prick came rushing at me from the side that I realized my oversight. He was stronger than his frame suggested but he fought like a novice, grabbing at whatever he could reach with head tucked into my midsection and eyes closed. I aimed a hard knee at his exposed head and he dropped. Bending over to explore the contents of his pockets I was literally and painfully struck by my second oversight. Flowers and the prick came in the same car.
Flowers, that fat fuck, waited until I wasn’t paying attention to come out of his hiding spot and pistol whip me. He was smarter than I gave him credit for. “Do you know who you just fucked with?” he screamed. “Yeah, you’re Flowers Johnson” I answered through the pain. “I want my cash. This was my take and I earned it”. “You didn’t earn a fucking thing. If you had you wouldn’t be mugging me. What were you thinking that last hand anyway?” I shouldn’t have said that. He hit me again harder than the first time and this time with his big calloused meat hook. In a fit of fury, withdrawals and poor sportsmanship Flowers points the gun at me and prepares to end my life. That’s when the dart got him. Flowers Johnson yelped in pain and spun wildly toward the man in the Jack Daniels t-shirt who had just placed a well aimed dart in his eye. I leapt for the gun, Flowers fired wildly until every deadly projectile had been spent.

Blinding lights flooded the parking lot. Jeeps full of armed men trained to kill screeched to a halt and unloaded their contents. M-16 assault rifles were pointed at the only men not in a uniform and ached for a victim. The best any soldier on duty Saturday night can hope for is a rowdy drunk, shots fired is a nice change of pace. Much to their disappointment all they find are a tall, lanky corpse full of more holes than god gave him beside a hefty, tanned man with a black dart in his left eye and a red one jammed to the flight in his neck. And as my partner and I sneaked off with our lives and, more importantly, our money, Taps began to play on the bases speaker system. We can’t help but think that our poker days are over, darts is safer.

Remake OTD: How To Marry A Millionaire

Friday, March 7th, 2008

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER: Kidman, Fox married to ‘Millionaire’
By Tatiana Siegel
April 27, 2007

Nicole Kidman is going to the altar with 20th Century Fox for a remake of “How to Marry a Millionaire.”

The actress will produce the project through her Fox-based Blossom Films shingle as a potential starring vehicle.

Sacha Gervasi, who wrote Steven Spielberg’s “The Terminal,” has been tapped to pen the screenplay, which will be a contemporary-set reinterpretation of the Marilyn Monroe classic. The original, a Technicolor comedy that was released by Fox in 1953, vaulted Monroe to stardom.

Plot details for the updated “Millionaire” are being kept under wraps, but it is described as a complete overhaul of the original story.

Fox’s Lisa Ellzey is overseeing the project for the studio, while Per Saari is shepherding for Blossom Films.

Kidman’s banner has several projects in development at Fox, including an untitled spy project penned by Simon Kinberg and “The Bachelorette Party,” based on Karen McCullah Lutz’s novel.

The actress, who won an Academy Award for portraying Virginia Woolf in “The Hours,” next stars in Warner Bros. Pictures’ “The Invasion” and New Line Cinema’s “The Golden Compass.”

She is repped by CAA and attorney Alan Wertheimer.

Gervasi, who also penned a draft of the big-screen adaptation of “Dallas” for Regency Enterprises, is repped by CAA and attorney Mike Adler.

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Remaking a ’50s film? Who does that anymore?

Dave Hoffman on “Politics, Private Space, and Total Persuasion”

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

Dave Hoffman has a most excellent post over at the Co-Op. Gratuitous excerpts:

[T]here are analogies to be drawn between the government’s defunct secret possibly ongoing program to gather reams of information about its citizens andcorporations’ desire to grab consumer mind-share by every persuasive avenue possible. Indeed, we’re rapidly approaching a time when it will be exceedingly difficult for the law to draw lines between advertising and not-advertising; between fraud and persuasion; and between censorship and consumer protection…

[B]usinesses are “more constrained in the claims they can make” than politicians, presumably by the law of fraud (in its various guises). But there is a solution to this problem: encourage consumers to make their own persuasive advertising by creating “social networks around products and brands . . .” In the future, we should anticipate that such social persuasion will become an increasingly prevalent aspect of corporate marketing efforts, just as politicians have worked to co-opt social networking sites for their own ends….

What’s wrong with a society in which most speech that you hear is designed to persuade you to consume? When framed that way, some might immediately respond: nothing! After all, no one is being compelled to any particular purchase…

But I doubt that market rhetoric is going to provide satisfying answers to whether the law should work to hinder a total persuasion society. I haven’t fully thought this issue through, but my starting point is an essay by Jonathan Franzen called Imperial Bedroom, in his book How to Be Alone. Franzen attacks privacy advocates for focusing on privacy as just problem of being from free from others’ (corporations, the government, space aliens, the U.N., etc.) prying eyes and grasping hands.

Instead, the real loss of privacy in modern society is the “public sphere.” He argues that Americans increasingly do not differentiate betweenpublic matters and private ones, that there are few places where “codes of dress and behavior are routinely enforced, personal disclosures are penalized, and formality is still the rule.” Elsewhere, private life is “brutally invading” public spaces, through the media, cellphones, public conversations about private matters, and, in short, a “pajama-party world.” Franzen contrasts this world with a “genuine public space,” a place where “every citizen is welcome to be present and where the purely private is excluded or restricted.”

There is a connection between total persuasion and the loss of public space. This connection is deeper than the mere fact that public places are being renamed in service of persuasion. I’m not the first to note that the problem with persuasion’s ubiquity is that it makes us unable to walk in public without feeling like a targeted consumer. To the extent that our fellow citizens are harnessed to this persuasive effort, this lack of noncommercial space will be all the more keenly felt.

I don’t really address Dave’s points about whether there are any legal protections against an increasingly consumerized existence, but I did bring up these points on the eroding boundaries between the private and public spheres, drawing on my research in social networking theory, my personal experiences blogging, and my Real Life Alter Ego’s lurking habits on social networking sites:

Thanks for a great and interesting post. I’m not going to position myself on Franzen’s side (would be hypocritical) or on the opposite (since I don’t belong there either). Rather, I would offer these two thoughts:

1) The proliferation of blogs and online journals have been key to eroding Franzen’s conception of the public sphere. My own blog, for example, has been characterized by Dan Filler as “a (particularly nice) mix of the personal and academic.” I won’t get into whether that’s good or bad, but I will note that nowadays, even on what one would call “academic” (as opposed to the personal blogs of academics) blogs are riddled with personal observations. Dan Markel offers his travel tips on Prawfsblawg. Baby announcements are routine. Let’s not even discuss such diary sites as Xanga or LiveJournal.

My point is, even as blogs have offered academics a new forum for their roles as public intellectuals, this public space has become a refractory for the private as well. Indeed, what to make of blogs that are both personal and academic, and commercial to boot? Most blogs run ads. How do you feel about this space being co-opted by commercial interests? The commercial aspect arguably erodes both the private and public interests of the space.

2) Blogs are inextricably linked to social networking. Blog communities are not a thing of imagination–check out the Co-Op’s own blog roll to the right. This serves, I believe, an important function, a sort of virtual community for those who would otherwise feel isolated (for instance, the community of medievalist bloggers are surprisingly large in number relative to their percentage at any particular institution). Moreover, many social networking sites permit a blog option–either hosted on their own servers (MySpace) or through “importing a note” (Facebook). Again, these sites are overrun with ads.

It seems inexorable, this erosion of the public sphere, the commingling of public and private, and the commercialization of both sides of life.

Be sure to read Dave’s entire post, and to contribute to the comments section here and at the Co-Op.

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